Grass cells under a microscope.
THEY LOOK SO HAPPY
"the sun is our mommy and she is big and very beautiful!"
that was the cutest thing I have ever read
i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake
we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you
when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
"You and Brennan, you’re going to have a baby?"
Requested by stapes
"A piece of you?" - exactly what she wanted Cam…except in reality she wanted all of him.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds